Antique Book Collector Gifts

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Bookshop

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Victor Hugo

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Southwark Fair.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Rare Books

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

J. R. R. Tolkien

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Do it yourself books.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Sue the Author 3PM

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"