
Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books
Looking for a gift for the passionate rare book collector? Our collection features clever and heartfelt products perfect for those who cherish rare editions and bibliophile treasures. From humorous mugs to stylish T-shirts, each item celebrates their love of books with a touch of wit. Whether they’re organizing their library or dreaming of their next rare find, our thoughtful gifts are sure to resonate with any bibliophile’s heart and sense of humor.
Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books
"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."
"You're on a what?!"
Rare Books
'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'
"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."
At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')
'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'
'E-books?'
This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!
Divine Desk Bins
Kanya West Inspired Children Books.
"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"
'A is for Arse.'
"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."
'This book is so rare it's never been published.'
'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'
"I have an app for that."
Redlaw and the Phantom
Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.
"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"
Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.
'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'
Home Sweet Second Home.
You trip on it, you buy it.
"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."
'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'
Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter
"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."
Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.
'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'
The Meeting
"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."
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