Classic Fiction Lover Pillows

'Dr Jekyl has a different personality on the golf course.'

Scrooge

"You're going to hate yourself."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Out To Lurch

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Multi-Generational Books

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Sock Puppet in Literature

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Scarpia from Tosca

Solar Frankenstein

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Jack London

Treasure Island Book.