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"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

"Bloody Graffiti."

"So, Martin, how long has it been since you last felt the urge to 'upskirt'?"

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

Rhino Art

Pavement Art.

Rainy Day, Boredom

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

'Look at this bankbook, Pablo. See how much I've saved for your collage fund.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Concept Intolerant - soft, fluffy rocks only please.

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Sty Guru

'Professor Hallkitt! Over here! I found some more Cave paintings!'

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'Look as an artist, you're awful but if we tell no one, we'll make a fortune.'

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Only pessimists will see this cartoon as half finished.