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"Made ya look!"

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Mimi's final scene

Kultural K9's.

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Mythical Family of Four.

"Move, Gary."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

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