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"So, Martin, how long has it been since you last felt the urge to 'upskirt'?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

"What a way to go."

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

School of Arts and Sciences.

"Now that's art!"

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

Handcuffs.

Hi again

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Deer Barber

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"