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Workmen cover up a modern art sculpture with a giant fig leaf.

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"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"Bloody Graffiti."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

Art that makes you ask questions.

'Michelangelo!'

Concept Intolerant - soft, fluffy rocks only please.

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Overkill

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

Gone, but never forgotten.

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

Sadojazzachists

'This was painted during the artist's Baloo period.'

Lost Angel Wings

Trump the Banana Republican.

Trump

"Made ya look!"

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

Cafe Erotica

Egg Slicer