Stitching Provocateur Gifts

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Quilt fanatic

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Patient after an appendix operation

'We need more cake shows!'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Art that makes you ask questions.

'Michelangelo!'

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Psychiatrist knitting

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Maid with her sewing basket

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

You can ask for a thread there!

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

Annual sportknitting Derby

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

Pro-life Executioner

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.

Before Powerpoint Presentations

Cross stitch

Knitting ball