Pastry Persuader T-Shirts

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

Any time is cake o'clock

You're the puff in my pastry!

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Pastry Hat

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Non-Humble Pie.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Cookery Lesson.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Parisian man eating pastries

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"George often brings his work home with him."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Hey, honey bun!'

Come dine with me!

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

I Bake. Deal with it.

American Pastry

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

Here's one I made earlier.