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'It insists we join a union.'

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Any time is cake o'clock

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Tension filled the tent.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Bermuda Triangles

Today's special... donuts.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Punt Cake

Picking pastries.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Doughboy Dad

Baking

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."