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"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

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'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Noise Pollution

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

"All parents fight."

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Unsettlements.

Gaza escalation

Interfaith dialogue

Munich Security Conference

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Middleast Peace

Meeting between USA and North Korea

Boss

Macron and Putin Talk