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Avoid Constant Borrowing

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

HR - Helping Relationships

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Noise Pollution

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Alien attack in the 1950s

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Boss

Middleast Peace

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Macron and Putin Talk

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Unsettlements.

Gaza escalation

Meeting between USA and North Korea

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Munich Security Conference

"We're a happy team here Benson - let's try to keep it that way."