Culinary Pacifists T-Shirts

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Give quiche a chance!

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

The Origins of Everything

The ecumenical dinner party.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Beef Stew.

If cartoonists fought wars.

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

'I envy your metabolism.'

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"To beat or not to beat."

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

A hippie saying "Peace"