Culinary Pacifists Gifts

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Give quiche a chance!

The Origins of Everything

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

The ecumenical dinner party.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

Beef Stew.

If cartoonists fought wars.

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

'I envy your metabolism.'

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"To beat or not to beat."

A hippie saying "Peace"

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'