Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
Culinary Philosopher Gifts
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"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."
Spirit of the Lobster Pot
Deep fat fryar
We call this our 'drill baby drill' Seafood Surprise...
"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"
'We don't have menus, sir - the chef thinks they're counterproductive.'
"To beat or not to beat."
"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."
"Their water is all locally sourced."
"Which is higher on the food chain - potatoes or rice?"
"Which comes first - the chicken salad or the egg salad?"
"Hunger is an illusion. I'll have a zenwich."
"History's greatest monster: General Tso or Colonel Sanders?"
The thinker in a restaurant
'You know, sometime we ought to make gruel SMOOTHIES.'
'Some of the best topics for my sermons have come from fortune cookies.'
'Happy Xmas!'
Marge finds the answer to the age old question when her recipe for chicken & Egg drop soup called for the chicken to come before the egg.
'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'
It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing
'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'
Many parts of the world would not be so picky about eating horsemeat.
What can I get you? Something light but filling. Flavorful but not too spicy. Healthy but not boring. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Something right in the middle. Neither here nor there. It must walk the line of non-offensive yet opinionated. I wonder if Arby's is taking applications. If I eat a sandwich in the woods and no one is around, do I make a sound?
We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!
Considered by many to be a soft taco.
Pick Your Own Lobster/Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop
"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."
"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."
"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."
"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"
'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."
What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?
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