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'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Tension filled the tent.

"Steamed vegetables."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Garlic Free Zone.

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Valet park only"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Fresh pepper?"

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Don't tell me we've got to stay even longer in this godforsaken dump!"

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Worlds Apart.

Caution Bullet Ahead

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise