Pastry Pilferer Mugs

Bakery Hold Up.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Parisian man eating pastries

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Hey, honey bun!'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Cake Walk.

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'We need more cake shows!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Butterfly

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

''Romantic'? No - but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

I was fortunate as a young baker... I had a good roll model.