Pastry Worshipper Mugs

Hail the mighty raisin scone! Why? You didn't hear? Yesterday, I started to pray to this holy pastry and today it is sunny outside. These days that counts as scientific proof of the scone's awesome divine powers. Too thin on logic? Ask it for a new iPhone.

Any time is cake o'clock

Today's special... donuts.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Pastries and Candy

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Marilyn's Rushmore

Coffee shop

Pyramid catflap...

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Parisian man eating pastries

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Hey, honey bun!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Cake Walk.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Jennifer Aniston

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'