Pastry Peddlers T-Shirts

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Any time is cake o'clock

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Tension filled the tent.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

Bermuda Triangles

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Punt Cake

Today's special... donuts.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Pastries and Candy

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Baking

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Doughboy Dad

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Pie Filling Reader

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"