Pastry Peddlers T-Shirts

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

You're the puff in my pastry!

Picking pastries.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Today's special... donuts.

Bermuda Triangles

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Pastries and Candy

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Baking

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Doughboy Dad

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Prepare to meet your maker."