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"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Dateline - Caf

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Coffee shop

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Pie chart"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

She found baking helped enormously.

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."