Pastry Price Pundit T-Shirts

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Pie Filling Reader

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Euro fall...

Beef Stew.

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

Dateline - Caf

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

"Thanks for the starter!"

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

Various snacks and drinks

Ginger Breadman

The Baking Sirens

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.'

"I'm afraid your budget won't stretch to four bedrooms and a garden, would you consider one bedroom with a shared bathroom and access to a communal alley?"

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

Tuscan Fare Of The Moment