Price-watching Pastry Chef T-Shirts

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Punt Cake

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Bermuda Triangles

Today's special... donuts.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Tension filled the tent.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Picking pastries.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Pastry Hat

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

Doughnut Making

"Prepare to meet your maker."

You're the icing on my cupcake!