Price-watching Pastry Chef Gifts

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Bermuda Triangles

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Today's special... donuts.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Pastry Hat

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Baking

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Doughboy Dad

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Doughnut Making

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Non-Humble Pie.