Pastry Price Pundit Gifts

Celebrate the pastry price pundit in your life with a unique gift that combines humor, creativity, and their love for all things baked. Our selection of fun and insightful items is perfect to surprise and delight anyone passionate about pastries and bakery economics. Whether they’re a professional baker, a food critic, or simply an avid home cook, find products that showcase their expertise and sense of humor in the kitchen and beyond.

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Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover mockup

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

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"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?" mockup

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

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"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple." mockup

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

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Pie Filling Reader

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Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.' mockup

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

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"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée." mockup

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

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Euro fall...

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Beef Stew.

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Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too. mockup

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

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"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven." mockup

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

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"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent." mockup

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

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Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too. mockup

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

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"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll." mockup

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

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Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

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"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?" mockup

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

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'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.' mockup

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

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"Thanks for the starter!"

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Various snacks and drinks

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Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy mockup

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

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'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?' mockup

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

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"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts." mockup

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

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'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.' mockup

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'

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"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name." mockup

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

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The Baking Sirens

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"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes." mockup

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

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Ginger Breadman

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Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million. mockup

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

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'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.'

'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.' mockup

'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.'

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"I'm afraid your budget won't stretch to four bedrooms and a garden, would you consider one bedroom with a shared bathroom and access to a communal alley?"

"I'm afraid your budget won't stretch to four bedrooms and a garden, would you consider one bedroom with a shared bathroom and access to a communal alley?"

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