Pastry Philosopher Gifts

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

Hole-istic Healing.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Any time is cake o'clock

You're the puff in my pastry!

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Pastry Hat

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Baking

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Pie Filling Reader

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Cookery Lesson.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Parisian man eating pastries

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"George often brings his work home with him."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

American Pastry

I Bake. Deal with it.

Dateline - Caf

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.