Philosopher Of Dessert Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates a dessert-loving thinker with a witty twist? Our collection of products for the philosopher of dessert combines humor and passion, perfect for those who ponder the sweet mysteries of life and desserts alike. Whether it’s a humorous mug, a clever t-shirt, or an inspiring print, you’ll find something that speaks to their love of desserts and their reflective mind.

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'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.' mockup

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

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'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?' mockup

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

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Ice Cream Dreams.

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"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!" mockup

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

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"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple." mockup

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

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'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.' mockup

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

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Avocado Timeline

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"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!" mockup

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

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'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?' mockup

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

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"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven." mockup

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

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'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.' mockup

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

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"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ." mockup

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

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"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..." mockup

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

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"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate." mockup

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

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"I've been working with pain-killers - anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants..."

"I've been working with pain-killers - anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants..." mockup

"I've been working with pain-killers - anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants..."

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"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question." mockup

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

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"An intellectual is a man who can look at a Mondrian without thinking of Battenburg cake."

"An intellectual is a man who can look at a Mondrian without thinking of Battenburg cake." mockup

"An intellectual is a man who can look at a Mondrian without thinking of Battenburg cake."

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"Why is living my best life so fattening?"

"Why is living my best life so fattening?" mockup

"Why is living my best life so fattening?"

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'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?' mockup

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

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"Which entrée raises the fewest ethical issues?"

"Which entrée raises the fewest ethical issues?" mockup

"Which entrée raises the fewest ethical issues?"

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"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

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"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity." mockup

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

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'Join me in a Gelato!'

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"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime." mockup

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."

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I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours?

I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours? mockup

I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours?

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