Pastry Philosopher T-Shirts

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Any time is cake o'clock

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

You're the puff in my pastry!

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Pastry Hat

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Baking

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Pie Filling Reader

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Cookery Lesson.

Parisian man eating pastries

"George often brings his work home with him."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

I Bake. Deal with it.

American Pastry

She found baking helped enormously.

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."