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'Why can't you order Ravioli or pizza?'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

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"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

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"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

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'Do you call this spaghetti'

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Old Phones Lasagne

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Spaghetti Road

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Holy Macaroni,

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

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Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."