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'If she says I could have cooked this for half the price - the pasta goes over her head.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Old Phones Lasagne

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

Dateline - Caf

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Mozart eating noodles.

Food Pyramid

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

Impasta syndrome

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

Spaghetti Mummy

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

"By the way...mom was out of spaghetti noodles, so she used worms!"