Pasta Pundits Pillows

'If she says I could have cooked this for half the price - the pasta goes over her head.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Old Phones Lasagne

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

Mozart eating noodles.

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Food Pyramid

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Impasta syndrome

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Spaghetti Mummy

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"God has just spoken to me. He said he's kind of tired of pasta."

"By the way...mom was out of spaghetti noodles, so she used worms!"