Pasta Pun Enthusiasts Pillows

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Talk nerdy to me."

baby sweetcorn...

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Sailor in Car.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"Puss in cement boots"

A Club Sandwitch.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

Italia tours

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Tequila Mockingbird

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Shell Fire

Plum jam...

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"My guess it's guacamole."

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

Shakespeare Quote

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"Caption contest"

Yakety-Yak