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"For me, the vegetarian."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

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You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

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'Do you call this spaghetti'

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"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Holy Macaroni,

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

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'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"