Caffeine-dependent Life Forms T-Shirts

If coffee cups told the truth...we are happy to serve you. Tomorrow maybe?

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

You've Had Enough!

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The coffee's not working.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

"How about a little more coffee?"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Still Coffee Runs Deep

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.