Caffeine Addicts Gifts

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

It's 7 AM Somewhere

Coffee Shop - Today's special: 3 bucks for a lousy cup of coffee.

'You know you're the most important person on our crew since you keep the coffee machine working.'

'We're out of coffee, sir -- would you like me to slap your face a little?'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

Self-Isolatteion

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

You've Had Enough!

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

The coffee's not working.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

Non-Jet Lag.

"How about a little more coffee?"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee