Caffeine Addicts Gifts

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

It's 7 AM Somewhere

Announcing the Fad Herald. I am not worthy. Coffee. Black. Straight coffee. Are fancy espresso drinks out? Is that your pronouncement? No pronouncement. My hours have been cut back. I'm here on my own time. Furloughs are in?! You're reading too much into this. Interpretations are out.

Coffee Shop - Today's special: 3 bucks for a lousy cup of coffee.

'You know you're the most important person on our crew since you keep the coffee machine working.'

'We're out of coffee, sir -- would you like me to slap your face a little?'

'Check this out. By age 50, the average American has consumed enough coffee to keep the entire city of Utica, NY, awake for 10 months.'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

Self-Isolatteion

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

You've Had Enough!

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The coffee's not working.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'You've had enough!'

Non-Jet Lag.

Decapitated coffee.

"How about a little more coffee?"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'