Joe's Greasy Cyber Cafe
Cafe Junkies Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite cafe junkie? Celebrate their passion with unique, witty products that showcase their love for coffee. From mugs to prints, delight the caffeine enthusiast in your life with our creative selection designed to bring a smile and a caffeine fix to every day.
"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."
'These are job perks.'
Evolution of a coffee drinker.
"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."
Coffee Menu
Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.
Mouse Sidewalk Cafe
Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee
'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'
'Careful, this used to be hot.'
Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers
"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."
Stress
'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'
"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"
"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."
Lunch
'A sandwich?'
"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."
"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."
Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition
'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'
Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.
"The 'Ex' huh?"
How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.
For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...
"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."
"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."
'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.
Accordionist at work and in cafe.
Voting on their Seats
Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.
'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'
Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.
Cafe Junkies Gifts Collection
Cafe Junkies Mugs
Explore our collection of cafe junkie mugs—perfect for anyone who loves their coffee with a side of humor and personality.
Cafe Junkies Pillows
Loosen up with cafe junkie pillows—bring cozy humor into their relaxing space with our playful designs.
Cafe Junkies Prints
Browse our cafe-themed prints—add some coffee-inspired art to their walls and keep the caffeine love alive.
Cafe Junkies T-Shirts
Check out our cafe junkie t-shirts—fun and witty designs that any coffee lover will enjoy wearing.