Cafe Junkies Gifts

Joe's Greasy Cyber Cafe

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'These are job perks.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Coffee Menu

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Stress

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

Lunch

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'A sandwich?'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'This one's for coffee.'