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Joe's Greasy Cyber Cafe

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'These are job perks.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Coffee Menu

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

Stress

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Lunch

'A sandwich?'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Voting on their Seats

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.