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'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

National Coffee Day

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'How would you like your toast?'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

All Day Deals!

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

French Street.

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

"Epiphany!!! . . . I'm running the cafe as a communist utopia!...I've charged everyone exactly the same for their muffins, when I should have means-testing. If you can afford to pay $650 for a muffin, well then by Ayn Rand, that's exactly what I should charge you."

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

"Is that decaf?"

"Coming soon! The Mac Store"

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Can you hold this while I drink my latte."

Olga's Cafeterear