Coffee Crazed Gifts

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

Multi-tasking.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

You've Had Enough!

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

World Cup Fever

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

IT security.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"You gave her coffee again, didn’t you?"