Coffee Crazed Gifts

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

Multi-tasking.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

You've Had Enough!

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

IT security.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

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