Caf-fiend T-Shirts

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Two vegans, please."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee Menu

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'How would you like your toast?'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"It's fondue night!"

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

Lunch

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."