Coffee Lovers Mugs

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

Dowsing for Coffee

"And to identify ourselves as Canadians, we're issuing each one of you a mug."

"One cup of coffee after September and he's back and forth to the toilet all winter!"

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

'Good Morning!'

'When are you going to switch to decaf?'

"I haven't been feeling as jumpy since I stopped drinking coffee!"

Cock-A-Doodle-Brew. Coffee joint for Roosters.

The Original Good Cup of Coffee...

Teachers discussing students' mishaps in shop class: 'Teachers talk shop'

'You know you're the most important person on our crew since you keep the coffee machine working.'

'Why do you bother getting out of bed?'

Starbutts.

'Wake up and smell the coffee...it's that brown stuff right next to the bacon.'

"My mistake. It turns out Elvis was on Pluto the whole time."

Coffee shop 50m...

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

"How's the home schooling going?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

"Of course this is an emergency, I'm out of coffee!"

"Aw, not in my morning latte, man."

Hey wannabe Steve Jobs, get me a coffee. In a sec. What? I'm live blogging my job. I'm writing a moment-by-moment account of the day and uploading it in real time to the web. Preparing for a massacre. Charming customer.

"I can hear myself think - in a sort of vibrato."

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"Man's best friends."

Monica Joins the Underemployment Club

Stay Alert!

Depression and Anxiety

Early morning sun

"I'm here. My sheet is in the wash."

Two weeks ago: The hunt for Ukraine's deposed president continues. Former President Yanukovych is still on the run, and thousands of angry Ukrainians are vowing to hunt him to the ends of the earth. Did you realize that anger and obsession make people thirsty? This cannot end well.

Darn it, I know better than to have a cup of coffee after October.