Quirky Cafe Visitor Prints

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

"And now for a long hard look at the changing profile of High Street Banking."

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

'We'll have it for you right away - it's buried out in the yard somewhere.'

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

"No... Last year I opened a combination hobby shop and home remedy store. The cops shut me down."

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.

"Soup of the day."

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

Pet-A-Manger

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

'I hear the buses aren't running today.'

"The crystal ball is to indicate when a waiter will next be in this vicinity."

"Tall and full-bodied...and really chocolaty brown too...if she gets me all nervous and excited, even better!"

"Sorry, but we're the other kind of cat cafe."

Buy, Sell, or Trade - Leftovers Cafe.