Quirky Cafe Explorer Prints

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

This is NOT a Coffee Shop.

Countervailing Clichés.

French Early Bird

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The first transatlantic communication.

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Unnatural History Museum

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"We have a small menu..."

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

Distilled Elephant

'Hi, I'm Leo. How's the food here?'

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

Maraschino, Inc.

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"