Quirky Cafe Enthusiasts Pillows

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Coffee Menu

Food inspection results

'It takes all day to eat it.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Pardon me, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation."

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"Salt mill?"

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"I'm, like, really really upset about the, like, current situation in the Middle East...."

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

When Anteaters Dine Out

"Soup of the day."

"You finished yours already?"

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."