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The Lesser Pyramids

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Hats and Food

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Teapot

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Waiting for retirement.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'You've had enough!'

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

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