Local Cafe Lover Mugs

'There are two things I like about her - both elder brothers.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Hats and Food

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Waiting for retirement.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Teapot

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

Coffee

Coffee Menu

'How would you like your toast?'