Local Cafe Lover Mugs

'There are two things I like about her - both elder brothers.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Hats and Food

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

Teapot

Waiting for retirement.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'You've had enough!'

Coffee

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'