Frequent Café Visitor Pillows

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'You've had enough!'

"I'd say business was brisk."

Coffee Menu

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'It takes all day to eat it.'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

The Lesser Pyramids

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Hipster Coffee

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

"I knew you'd like this place."

"Crumble an empire on that!"

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

"Pardon me, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation."

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

Coming soon - the Barrel! 'OH BOY!!'