Cafe Frequenters Pillows

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'You've had enough!'

Coffee Menu

Coffee

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Lunch

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'A sandwich?'

Bookuccino. A melding of book and drink.

A turning point in the fight against rampact secularisation: the cafe priant.

'A cafe is just a failed restaurant really, isn't it?'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition