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"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Little alien steals teacup saucer.

Four men in a cafe, a phone rings and they all answer their mobile phones

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Two vegans, please."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

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You've Had Enough!

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

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