'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?'
Café Aficionado Pillows
Add comfort and character to their space with our cozy pillows featuring café-inspired designs. Ideal for coffee lovers wanting to surround themselves with their favorite brew motif.
"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"
"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."
'He just filed for bankruptcy online and he says now he doesn't have to pay for his lunch.'
Scene of Grime murder in greasy spoon cafe.
German Cafe - We serve the best of the wurst!
Cyber cafe for robots.
Cafe Le Gutter.
Coffee Shop
'Does 'Turn and Burn' refer to hurrying us out of here or the French toast?'
Post-modern Café
"I think I'll have the chair legs."
Hard Rock Cafe.
"Sorry, no Berliners."
Cafe: 'no shoes, no shirt, no service' Clothing store: 'no shirt, no pants...come on in!'
Le Cafe - 'No tip insurance, $10'.
Man calls for waiter from wrong cafe
"At least you're someone I can talk about later!"
Sorry, Closed.
Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!
"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."
"That's the 'small'?"
"How many beans...?"
We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.
"I was looking for my soul mate - now I'm just looking for someone who's not on a special diet."
"It's small, but it's bottomless."
"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."
"Two vegans, please."
"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
How is it you guys stay in business charging $8 for a cup of coffee? I think people come for the company. Our regulars are all fascinating people. You sure you guys don
EPIPHANY!!! Uh oh. I'm running this as a communist utopia! Really? You mean
I'm sorry, we're all out of mocha. Want something else? Yes, I want you to run to Starbucks and get me a mocha. I'm
Normally, we just write their name on the coffee cup.
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Café Aficionado Pillows Collection
Café Aficionado Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs designed for café aficionados—perfect for brewing joy every morning with a touch of humor and style.
Café Aficionado Prints
Find artistic prints that celebrate the café lifestyle. A great gift for coffee lovers wanting to add a sophisticated touch to their decor.
Café Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that showcase their love for coffee. Perfect for casual days or café visits, these shirts make a thoughtful gift for any coffee fan.