Café Aficionado Mugs

'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?'

"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"

"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."

'He just filed for bankruptcy online and he says now he doesn't have to pay for his lunch.'

Scene of Grime murder in greasy spoon cafe.

German Cafe - We serve the best of the wurst!

Cyber cafe for robots.

Cafe Le Gutter.

Coffee Shop

'Does 'Turn and Burn' refer to hurrying us out of here or the French toast?'

Post-modern Café

"I think I'll have the chair legs."

Hard Rock Cafe.

"Sorry, no Berliners."

Cafe: 'no shoes, no shirt, no service' Clothing store: 'no shirt, no pants...come on in!'

Le Cafe - 'No tip insurance, $10'.

Man calls for waiter from wrong cafe

"At least you're someone I can talk about later!"

Sorry, Closed.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"That's the 'small'?"

"How many beans...?"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"I was looking for my soul mate - now I'm just looking for someone who's not on a special diet."

"It's small, but it's bottomless."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Two vegans, please."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

How is it you guys stay in business charging $8 for a cup of coffee? I think people come for the company. Our regulars are all fascinating people. You sure you guys don

EPIPHANY!!! Uh oh. I'm running this as a communist utopia! Really? You mean

I'm sorry, we're all out of mocha. Want something else? Yes, I want you to run to Starbucks and get me a mocha. I'm

Normally, we just write their name on the coffee cup.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!